overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

(via funnybrunette)

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

(via one-dark-night-stand)

cabined:

kinda want you to kiss me on the nose and tell me i’m cute, kinda want you to fuck the shit out of me

(via one-dark-night-stand)