what you people fail to recognize is how very drunk I was last night
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
“Dwight Schrute: Bears, Beets, & Battlestar Galactica” - by Sam Spratt
With The Office ending tonight, I felt it was appropriate to bring back this illustration I did a couple years ago.
using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them."
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect