hes-no-good-to-me-dead:

I’m stoned to the point where I can’t lift my limbs because they’re too heavy

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

image

(via fuckgabe)

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via usernameisalreadytaken)