what you people fail to recognize is how very drunk I was last night
this is my blogging face
I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like
I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
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NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
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“Dwight Schrute: Bears, Beets, & Battlestar Galactica” - by Sam Spratt
With The Office ending tonight, I felt it was appropriate to bring back this illustration I did a couple years ago.
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using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
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You used me….
FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
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