I’m stoned to the point where I can’t lift my limbs because they’re too heavy
acting cool but checking out the booty like
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
(Source: degenderate, via usernameisalreadytaken)